Revenge of the Snark and Testimony

THE OFFICIAL SNARK AND TESTIMONY TUMBLR!

Its been a week.
I wanted more.
Hope you did too.


When a speaker doesn't feel the need to tell you every emotion they went through when the bishop called them to speak and just get's right into their talk:

Finding out today's sacrament meeting is the primary program:

Sitting back in the congregation after you nailed a musical number:

Expectation:

Reality:

When you run into a sunbeam you used to teach all grown up:

When a general authority visits your ward:

When you get out of class late and all the treats are gone from the munch and mingle:

When you make it in time to take the sacrament because there was a baby blessing:

When somebody knocks on your door while you're chillin in your g's:

When someone asks you to confirm you'll be at the church Saturday morning to clean:

When you first read Song of Solomon:

When you walk into the gym after the scouts have played basketball:

That kid in sacrament meeting eating goldfish right in front of you on fast sunday:

When someone "brags" that they've never seen a rated R movie:

When they announced they were lowering the missionary age in conference:

When your friend comes back down from bearing their testimony:

When your companion tells you on the last day of the month he wants to go home teaching:

When they send around the sign up sheet for the cannery:

#nurseryteacherproblems:

When someone corrects your pronunciation of a biblical name in Sunday School:

When they announce another new Utah temple in conference:

When your leader finally loses his patience with you:

Trying to make a baby laugh during sacrament meeting:

When you go visiting teaching without your companion:

Single mormons in their 20's:

Single mormons in their 30's:

When you hold someone's baby during sacrament meeting:

Finding out the sunday school lesson is on family history:

What the world thinks our stance is on everything:

Primary activity day:

Life of a missionary:

Meanwhile, at the singles ward:

What you wish with all your might mind and strength would happen when someone starts to scratch their sibling's back in church:

At the ward talent show:
Expectation:

Reality:

When someone preaches false doctrine in their testimony when you've brought an investigator:

When you find out "a light dinner will be served":

Newly graduated girls in the single's ward:

When somebody won't take their crying kid out of sacrament meeting:

Holla at me bishop's:

Being called to be the relief society president in your 20's:

When you try to act like you heard a question in sunday school:

Women wear parachute pants to church day:

…couldn't resist.

CHECK OUT PART 1 HERE!