Some of you follow me on twitter (@shmandyface) and know that
I like to use the hashtag #snarkandtestimony
(introduced to me by @prestoniscrazy
coined by @dfresh).
Others of you may know my deep seated love for gifs
as I've posted them on fb and twitter incessantly.
Well, I had the thought to combine the two last week when I tweeted this:
When someone's family member visiting your ward gets up to bear their testimony:
It made me giggle so I decided to entertain myself and do more!
Enjoy!
When you break your fast:
When you try to read Isaiah:
When your visiting teachers decide to "stop by" and your house isn't clean:
When I try to cry during testimony meeting because everyone else is:
When your friend won't stop talking to you in Sunday School:
When your bishop calls you to be a sunbeam teacher:
When you're about to take the sacrament on fast Sunday:
When someone calls you at the end of the month to see if you did your visiting teaching:
When the teacher hands out treats before the lesson:
When your Relief Society president tries to bond with you:
When you get to sacrament meeting late and are trying to find your family:
When somebody starts in on their third pioneer story in their testimony:
When somebody brings up politics in Sunday School:
When you visit a ward in Utah:
When somebody tries to tell you that 'day of rest' doesn't mean napping:
When someone cute moves into your ward:
What your bishop looks like when he can't stay awake during sacrament meeting:
When you walk out of your room and realize your home teachers are there:
When somebody doesn't ramble on and on when they bear their testimony:
When someone says they like 8am church:
When someone calls you to ask why you're not at Sunday morning meetings:
When the person who bears their testimony every month starts walking up to the pulpit:
At girls camp:
When your visiting teaching companion finally finds out who you are:
Trying to pay attention in the third hour of church:
When you go back to visit your family's ward and everyone asks if your dating someone:
When you found out Christ wasn't born in December:
When your bishop finally finds out you can play the piano:
When another sunday school class get's treats but yours doesn't:
When nobody get's your Arrested Development reference in Sunday School:
When you walk into a different ward and everyone thinks you're an investigator:
When your YM & YW leaders try to act cool at a stake dance:
When you get all dressed up and go to a fireside and then find out there won't be treats:
Coming home after 8am church:
When you see your returning missionary walking out of the terminal:
At a stake dance:
Expectation:
Reality:
When you're the chorister during sacrament meeting and your friends try to make you laugh:
When someone you've seen sneeze on their hands earlier comes up to shake yours:
When you and your spouse make it through all three hours of church:
81 comments:
Oh my GOSH I had the hardest time not cracking up so loud (my family is still asleep). This is HILARIOUS!!!
Usually I roll my eyes at Mormon humor, but really, this is THE BEST thing I've ever seen. Thank you Miss Dash it All.
So funny! that girl dancing in the pants had me cracking up at work.
Oh my heck! These were awesome!!
And we just switched to the 8 am block...from 2 pm. I was pretty dang proud that we were all there in our seats before church even started! Quite sure that will never happen again. ;)
But seriously, I loved these!!
I feel ya on the 8am church. I don't know what they're thinking when they plan that. Let's just say Jenny B's ward is at noon, and last Sunday a lot of people thought I was an investigator that day...
bahahaha!! after you tweeted the first one i showed as many people who would appriciate it as i could! i was at church too. hahaha. these are all spot on.
Last one should be, "When you and your spouse make it through 3 hours of church without killing or accidentally losing any kids."
This was hilair. Sharing.
love it! Hillarious!
well this is just amazing. the last one seems especially fitting. i've only been married for four months, but i think we've only made it through all three hours of church maybe 50% of the time. it's a whole other world when you're not dependent on your roommates for a ride home...
Oh my gosh!!! The returned missionary one was exactly how I was when I see my missionaries hahah!!! Laughing out loud with tears streaming down my face this is so funny! I love the dance expectation too. Its so true!!
The last one (especially when you have a toddler!)
Thank you for this post!! It is too funny!
Well this was just delightful. thank you for this!
Laughed my butt off! I needed that!
Awesome! Thanks for the laugh.
OH MY GOSH I LOVE YOU FOR POSTING THIS!!! :) Haha soo true. My dad is the bishop of our ward and he soo totally looks like that. ;)
Totally worth all the time you put in to this! Awesome!
Hilaaaaarious!! Please more! Please more!!
oh my! that was great. so so funny. thanks.
THis is the greatest thing EVER!!!!
i am dying laughing at these. ps my hair doesn't glow.. whats with that ;)
New to your blog! And I almost peed my pants laughing at this post! So true. All of it. :)
Jana @ life could be a dream
Died laughing! Bless your cotton socks... Mormon Culture can be the worst! Making fun of it can be the best!
Blessings on your sweet head xox
I love funny people. You just made my month. Thank you, I am so happy I found your blog. I shall laugh and laugh and laugh -and strengthen my testimony.
Hilarious!!!!
I didn't know who you were when I first visited your site, but I now know who you are: you are teh awesome.
That is amazeballs! You are hilarious Ms. Mandy. Thanks for sharing the funny.
My daughter keeps asking why I'm laughing...
Loving the YW leader at the stake dance reference!! Just chaperoned the New Year's Dance and saw myself through new eyes!! Hahaha:)
This was hilarioius. I am definitely going to repost this on my blog. And and LOVE you Shmandyface! I follow you on instagram! you and your husband are so cute too! Thank you!!!
this is THE best.
this is just too good.
this is awesome. I'm following your blog now just because of this. thank you.
This is pure gold.
This made me laugh so hard!!! That last one is pretty much every Sunday for me and the hubs.
Found this on Pinterest. Cannot stop laughing. I esp appreciate the Arrested Development references. This was spot-on! PS... I CERTAINLY love it when people don't ramble on and on with their "testimonies". Well done. Love this.
Hilarious! Very well done!
This is absolutely hilarious.
oh man I am so glad I finally got to see this. Amazing!! I can't stop laughing. You have to do another post like this. I love your #snarkandtestimony tweets haha
YOU ARE AMAZING! Laughed myself silly...
You've really been blessed with a gift! Thanks for sharing. :)
OMG I just laughed so hard that I cried. And I'm at work. I hope this goes viral. One of the funniest things I've read in a while. Well done!!
THIS IS THE BEST! geez i was crying i laughed so hard! great gif choices.. really! keep it up girl!
Okay, SO hilarious.
For the love of pinterest, I'm so glad I found this.
I was thinking that the "getting the sacrament on Fast Sunday" was going to be my favorite, but then I got to the "visiting a Utah ward" one and pretty much lost it from there. XD These are all just total fried gold.
My username alitheia is a greek word meaning TRUTH.
I wasn't born a mormon.I became a mormon and i have seen some very very good things in the mormon church. So make me a favour. go to the mormon church and hear all the people or only those who became mormons and not born as mormons. Hear them what they have to tell you to how the became mormons.aks them their testimony and then speak.
Funny stuff!!
My wife showed me your blog...well done.
I'm a Missionary Mom and I plan on making a fool of myself and acting like that at the airport! : ) Good stuff right here!
Best thing I've found from Pinterest in months. Can't stop laughing, thanks, I needed that today! These are hysterical!
I didn't get the "Arrested Development" one...
Hey I resemble, I mean resent, those comments. Ha ha ha...Just kidding. Hilarious lady. Awesome!
Love, love, love!! Sharing! :D
Loved it! Pretty sure I'm that dorky YWs leader at the stake dances!!
Love the Clint Eastwood/8:00am church one! That one actually made me laugh out loud!
Okay.. I was browsing pinterest today and found this link.
This is the FUNNIEST thing I've seen in a LONG TIME. I was laughing out loud at my desk!
LOVE!
I'm excited to read more of your blog.
-Mikell
thegordongoodlife.blogspot.com
HAHAHAHA!!!! These are all funny! Good job! I particularly found the RM at the terminal thing the funniest! That kid..
Oh My Woooord!! THANK YOU for pressing this one!! I am sick at the moment, but I laughed so hard that I forgot that I was sick :D
All I can say is THANK YOU. Well done!
These are hilarious!! Just saying!! More would be a treat!!!! lol
I found you through Elizabeth over at E tells tales. You have such a great sense of humor. I was laughing with tears running down my face. You sure know what you are talking about. We just started 8am church and it is killing me.
It's funny because it's so so true!
"Visiting a ward in Utah." Hilarity!!! Thanks for the laughs!
This is GREAT! Totally made me crack up, (not LOL, but real belly laughs!) Thanks for making my day! I have to show this to my husband when he gets home.
LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE LOVE!!!! I am totally sharing this on every social website I can. I want to meet you to shake your hand. Ha ha.
Even funnier than the last one I read. Definitely sharing this with friends!
This is so hilarious. You have a new fan..!!!!
absolutely hilarious! thanks., i didn't know that i needed that dose of laughter. it did me a world of good. thanks!. (new fan)
holy flip this was so funny bless you!
This is so funny! Im crying from laughing so hard.
"I have magic hair that glows when I sing"
I love mocking Utah hair!!
I seriously could not stop laughing, I thought I was going to die! You are a wonderful person for making this!
I laughed until I had a headache! I thought every one of these was crazy-hilarious. You have to have a sense of humor to be a Mormon. If you don't laugh, you'll cry.
Oh I just adore you! I needed to laugh!
Honey boo boo's mama was my favorite! Too funny!
Girls' camp. Yup. I remember doing just that: bras on the outside of our shirts.
Also, I want to post this to tumblr! Do you have one?
its funny, but it makes it seem like being LDS is a bad thing.
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