Wednesday, January 16, 2013

Revenge of the Snark and Testimony


THE OFFICIAL SNARK AND TESTIMONY TUMBLR!

Its been a week.
I wanted more.
Hope you did too.


When a speaker doesn't feel the need to tell you every emotion they went through when the bishop called them to speak and just get's right into their talk:



Finding out today's sacrament meeting is the primary program:





Sitting back in the congregation after you nailed a musical number:
Expectation:
Reality:


When you run into a sunbeam you used to teach all grown up:



When a general authority visits your ward:



When you get out of class late and all the treats are gone from the munch and mingle:



When you make it in time to take the sacrament because there was a baby blessing:



When somebody knocks on your door while you're chillin in your g's:




When someone asks you to confirm you'll be at the church Saturday morning to clean:



When you first read Song of Solomon:



When you walk into the gym after the scouts have played basketball:




That kid in sacrament meeting eating goldfish right in front of you on fast sunday:




When someone "brags" that they've never seen a rated R movie:



When they announced they were lowering the missionary age in conference:






When your friend comes back down from bearing their testimony:



When your companion tells you on the last day of the month he wants to go home teaching:



When they send around the sign up sheet for the cannery:



#nurseryteacherproblems:



When someone corrects your pronunciation of a biblical name in Sunday School:



When they announce another new Utah temple in conference:



When your leader finally loses his patience with you:



Trying to make a baby laugh during sacrament meeting:





When you go visiting teaching without your companion:




Single mormons in their 20's:

Single mormons in their 30's:


When you hold someone's baby during sacrament meeting:



Finding out the sunday school lesson is on family history:



What the world thinks our stance is on everything:



Primary activity day:



Life of a missionary:



Meanwhile, at the singles ward:




What you wish with all your might mind and strength would happen when someone starts to scratch their sibling's back in church:



At the ward talent show:
Expectation:
Reality:



When someone preaches false doctrine in their testimony when you've brought an investigator:




When you find out "a light dinner will be served":



Newly graduated girls in the single's ward:



When somebody won't take their crying kid out of sacrament meeting:



Holla at me bishop's:




Being called to be the relief society president in your 20's:



When you try to act like you heard a question in sunday school:

Women wear parachute pants to church day:


…couldn't resist.

CHECK OUT PART 1 HERE!

59 comments:

Amy said...

AWESOME!! Love these. Laughing out loud again. (No really, I was. Which is why I didn't write lol. Because I was laughing for reals.)

aubrey annie said...

best. I can't choose my favorite because i LOVE. THEM. ALL.

Patrick and Lacey said...

You are so hilarious! And spot on! You are all over my facebook everyone loves your stuff! You are really witty!

Patrick and Lacey said...

Exclamation point!

Kylie said...

I would expect a high-five from Daniel Craig if I nailed a musical number, too. Because that truly would be a miracle ;)

Darci Cole said...

Hilarious! You should start a tumblr and have people submit their own #snarkandtestimony gifs and post all the best ones!

Andrea said...

THANK YOU!
ah, the truth of it all.

Andrea
andreanjace.blogspot.comc

This LDS Military Wife said...

I am laughing so hard! Thank you!!!

Emma Frances said...

These are seriously awesome! You made my day! Baha!

Spencer and Jessica Drew said...

haha, these are awesome!

Britney said...

These just keep getting better and better! I died!

Stella said...

Found this on Pinterest. SO funny!! I love .gifs :)

Andy and Shan said...

These are beyond hilarious!
The getting caught in the g's happened to my husband and I the other morning when our manager banged on our front door to inform us the power was out at 6:30 am. She was upset it took a few minutes for my husband to answer the door. Clothes are slightly difficult to find in the dark lol.

mary elizabeth said...

these are the literal best. keep 'em coming girl!

Janna said...

make more. make um' all. You speak truth.

Gillian said...

I seriously laughed so hard I cried! Needed that!

Jessica Havican said...

dying right now! Thank you! LOL!!!

Jenna said...

You've done it again, Shmandy! Hystericalllllll!

Johanna said...

These are hi-larious! Please keep them coming!

Chelsey said...

What state do you live in?? I live in Utah, and you have me dying. Keep up the Utah jokes, because man, are they accurate!

Lisa Maria said...

These have been making the rounds in my Facebook newsfeed. They are HILARIOUS!

Lisa Maria said...

These have been making the rounds in my Facebook newsfeed. They are HILARIOUS!

Lauren said...

i love you.
i really, truly love you.

Danielle said...

I found this through Pinterest and holy freaking cow, this is SO funny. I love this and I love you!

The Perfect Pear said...

Hahah! :) I love GIFS, like actually so much! These were great! Thanks for sharing, this must have taken you sooo long to find all of these! Wowzers!

Therese said...

I found this kind of randomly on Pinterest. I'm not LDS, but was raised in a pretty conservative religion (Adventism) so I could feel ya on a lot of these. They were HILARIOUS. Great use of so many great shows!

Cindy T said...

I very rarely comment on things but this was AMAZING!! I haven't laughed so hard in forever! You didn't miss a thing!! Thanks so much for capturing almost every feeling I've ever had at church! Love, LoVe, LOVE IT!!!!

Jessica said...

oh my gosh. dying right now. thankYOU!

JanelleM said...

Thank you. This made my day.

Sara SHOEmaker said...

hahahahaha I LOVE this! I just went all the way thru your last one too. I love how I know every single one of your references. New Girl and Arrested Development are on my top 3 shows I watch! I love that there's a lot of jokes from that. thanks for bringing a lot of laughs my way today!

The House of Shoes

kylee said...

hahahha that back scratch cat one! the worst is when you lean over (in the single's ward) to listen and write notes in your journal and the boy to your left starts scratching your back. no sir, that was not an invitation. haaaa! the crying kid one kills me too.

Jessica Donbrosky said...

Hilarious!!

Juliana said...

That jsut made my day!! It couldn't be MORE true!! WAY TO GO!!! :) Thank you!!

Catherine said...

You are killing it. Again.

And of course, I can't stop laughing in my cubicle...at my job...at the church office building.

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Scott & Ashley said...

I literally have come back to this post multiple times and laugh quite loud every time. It's spot on and hilarious.

amcondit said...

These make me so happy.

Jesslyn said...

Keep these coming! I laughed till I cried. So hilarious.

Erin said...

Oh my oh my this is hilarious.

Eva said...

OMG! you're my hero! I just can't stop laughing!

Liza said...

Mandy,
Sooo excited for more good laughs, but most of the gifs don't appear -- I even tried joining Photobucket and Tumbler, but no... : (
Will check back in hopes they all work!
(PS: Would love to see a gif for those times when the Sacrament bread is bad -- we've had times when the bread was clearly stale and even one time when the bread was actually wet with a moldy taste -- but what do you do when you've already put it in your mouth? Blah!

NouraAlk said...

I'm not Mormon, I'm Muslim and these are spot-on for me too! Flippin' hilarious :D

Ale said...

thanks so much for making me laugh so hard it has been a while since i had laugh until i cry!! :)

enerianaid06 said...

Im from mexico and i just can tell you that this is ALL true!! even here!! keep it up!

Kaitlyn said...

Hahaha!! So funny and so true!

Emily said...

Bahahaha!! I love when Mormons can make fun of themselves. Especially the ones from Utah...eek. Utah Mormon right here. Oh well, I'm still awesome.

Emily
emilyosborne-andloves.blogspot.com

becca said...

he he... snicker. these are great. homer disappearing into the bushes?? Truth. :)

Geri Egbert said...

We just went through all of these... died. Thanks for sharing ;)

Claire said...

The Homer disappearing...that's me whenever they bring a sign up sheet down to nursery. "Help sister so and so move?...I am..working..er...out of town....working out of town that day..."

This made my whole week.

Mike said...

Brilliant, and freakin hilarious. All of these are simply put, perfect! :D
Thanks for bringing me some smiles.

{Morgan} said...

The amount of Arrested Development gifs in this pleases me.

Chelsea said...

Genius post!

Gongoozler I am said...

These are GREAT! I haven't laughed like that for a long time :) Sharing for sure! Please MAKE MORE!!! :)

Carolina said...

These are too hilarious!

Gerardo Soriano said...

O My Gosh so funny....I couldnt hold back the laughing and it was so embarrassing because I was in the computer lab at my college ._. still really funny :D

Miah said...

what does "chillin' in your g's" mean? love these so funny!

katie said...

Miah it means hanging out in your garments...you know, our underwear.

That was my favorite...only because I have caught other men in theirs when dropping things off to their wives and they are like no worries and I am all...freaked out like the cat. Too funny.

Beverly Houpt said...

I love these so much.
I love the g's one....
And oh my gosh, you live in Arizona! I'm moving to Chandler in June. If you need any more friends by then, let me know.

Diana said...

What a talent you have. I look at these to start my day. You really got it on the person rubbing his/her spouse or child's back in church. For a lot of our attention in church is focused on this brother who vigorously scratches wife's back. Just when we thought he was through, he paused, turned and she scratched his back in the rhythm of the speaker's drone. Every Sunday.